Fact 2: Did you know that according to the NBE (National Buck Encyclopedia), these lists can help you live a happier, healthier, and more bearable life.
The top three travesties
- Owning a cat.
- A cookie with no chocolate chips.
- And the worst travesty... no siblings. Dun dun dun dun! Dun dun dun dunnnn!!!!
The things you never do
- Never start a land war in Asia
- Never get a landlord from Asia.
- Never mess with a Sicilian, when death is on the line... ha ha ha ha ha ha! ha!..... Klunk!
Never treat your dog this way
- Never let him indoors.
- Never feed him people food.
- Never give him access to the Internet.
- Never tell your dog where you keep your money.
Things every boy ought to do
- Hear the "What every boy needs to know about being a man" speech.
- Read "Destiny, Valor, and a Lizard named Louie".
- Watch at least one Muppet movie.
Adventure has to be
- New.
- Exciting.
- Dangerous (to some extent).
Well, you know it now! And don't you forget it!
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5 comments:
I like the quotes and the free advertising Dad gets. =) Just kidding!
Hey where's that fantastic post you're going to put up?
"I'm waiting...?"~Princess Bride (you know who, I can't remember the name) =)
One more thing, I like your quote where'd you get it from? =)
Hey,
Have you battled a Sicilian before? hmmm, it seems so familiar... That movie is one of my favorites!!!!! I liek the 'Dread Pirate Roberts'! Prince Humperdink is ugly and evil. Inigo Montoyez is cool, and so is Fezzick. bye!!!
Danielle, what do you think about the list, "Never treat your dog this way"?
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