DS Report 10: Two Silly Songs

Downright Silly report 10! I've written my tenth DS Report!

Here are two songs I made up in my spare time.

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The Song of the Salesmen on the road

(sung by two salesmen)

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We're moving right along, with prices that can't be beat!

We've got an extension cord in the trunk that's over 15 feet!

Door jams, door slams, they're all part of the job.

One guy who slammed the door on me, his name sure wasn't Bob!

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We're moving right along, with prices that can't be beat!

We've got a crocodile in the trunk that's over 15 feet!

Gun shots, mug shots, they're all part of the job.

If we don't start being polite, we'll chased home by an angry mob!

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We're moving right along, it's the time to sell.

People will buy things at $19.95 for something as simple as a bell.

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We're moving right along, with prices that can't be beat!

We've got a ladder in the trunk that's over 15 feet!

Colonel Sanders, he's part of the job.

He gave us some fried chicken along with a corn on the cob!

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We're moving right along, with prices that can't be beat!

We've got an alligator in the back that's over 15 feet!

Funny screws, number two's, they're all part of the job.

We sell phony items like a greasy door knob!

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Moving right along!

Moving right along!

We sell things from 5 frogs to a toad.

And we don't need a map to keep this show on the road!

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The angry mob song.

(sung by the angry mob in beauty and the beast)

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Let's slay the beast tonight!

Let's slay the beast! All right!

'Cause it's our job to be an angry mob!

Let's slay the beast!

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Let's grab our faithful steeds.

With Gaston and La foo in the lead.

Let's go! Me and you.
With Gaston and his pal, La foo.
Yeah! Let's slay the beast!

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Let's slay the beast tonight!
Let's slay the beast! All right!
'Cause it's our job to be an angry mob!
Let's slay the beast!

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Let's cut down a mighty tree!

Then we'll break the door down on three!

Let's tighten our saddle girths!

Then we'll destroy Cogsworth!

Let's slay the beast!

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Let's slay the beast tonight!

Let's slay the beast! All right!

'Cause it's our job to be an angry mob!

Let's slay the beast!

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Yep. You're wondering how I think of these things. Don't ask.

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