DS Report 13: The Rise of the Penguins

The Renegade Penguin Part 2: The Rise of the Penguins.
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As told in Downright Silly Report 12, the renegade penguin was sent to the San Diego Seaworld Penguin Exhibit for ten years. And now, I will tell you what happened on September 22, 2007. My little brother Joshua had his first birthday. But more importance to the story, the Great Penguin Escape occurred. It was the biggest and most successful escape from an animal exhibit since the Armadillo Escape of 1995. Fifteen armadillos escaped, but only two made out of the zoo. They were later recovered in Zimbabwe, Africa.
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But this was different. 50 penguins, 22 puffins, and 13 sea turtles escaped on September 22, 2007. They escaped by building a tunnel that connected the penguin exhibit and the puffin exhibit to the outdoor sea turtle exhibit. When a 85 marine animals suddenly poured out from a hole in the turtle exhibit... pandemonium.
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The Sea World employees quickly grabbed their nets and turned on the homing devices attached to each animals' tag. All 22 puffins and 13 sea turtles were recovered. However, the penguins were smart enough to remove their tags. Eight penguins were captured. The rest made it out and stole mini-vans, SUV's, and field-trip school buses.
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The remaining 42 penguins took over Coronado island and established their own republic. Since Sea World had payed millions of dollars to the American Penguin Factory for the last 42, the United States military wasn't authorized to use nuclear weapons. The penguins called their country, Terrapenguin, after the land where the American Penguin Factory was originally located. Unfortunately, the Renegade Penguin rigged the election and established a dictatorship. Common penguins were denied pilot's and sailor's licences, keeping the penguins trapped on the island. Only the SPP (Secret Penguin Police) were allowed common rights. But the common penguins rose up against the evil dictator and established a representative government.
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The first president, Penguinus Maximus, retained good relations with the Americans and paid Sea World for the lost penguins. In an effort to make up with the Americans, who now had no reason to not nuke the penguins, he allowed certain parts of his land to be used by American businesses. Such businesses are: Buck Research Facility in Penguinville, Aardvark Enterprises, in Feathersburg, Babies Inc. in Albino, and Turtle Co. in San Pico. Because of this, the Penguins have avoided destruction.
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The Renegade Penguin is now spending ten years in the Terrapenguin Country Jail. This is how the country of Terrapenguin was born. This is a history of... the rise of the penguins.
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Note: There's Terrapenguin, the country, with the capital in Penguinville, and there's Terrapenguin, the city, in the country of the Republic of Joshua. You may be wondering, "Where is the Republic of Joshua?". Well, that's a story to be told another day. Right now, I've got to go read my book. I only have 35 minutes left. Wait, only have 34 minutes left. Hope you enjoyed this blog.
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